I just saw a Sarah Palin blow-up doll online. Follow that with some Sarah Palin erotica.
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First another Vladimir Putin fact:
- Vladimir Putin invented X-Rays when he invented Scotch Tape. (Thanks to Brent for reminding me of this story!)
This evening, Boing Boing, the directory of wonderful things that it is, posted a link to a purportedly Russian music video paying tribute to Sarah Palin. No doubt, Vladimir Putin had a hand in its production.
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More ideas keep rolling in! I can only hope that Vladimir Putin chooses not to assassinate me and everyone I have ever known. These facts are merely my homage to the man, the legend, the original blackbelt himself, Vlad.
- Vladimir Putin invented the internet. He is modest so he let Al Gore claim credit.
- Vladimir Putin can see Alaska from his back yard.
- Sarah Palin wants America ready to attack Russia. Vladimir Putin is ready to wrestle with Sarah Palin in the Lincoln Bedroom.
- The Aral Sea is 10% of its former size because Valimir Putin was thirsty.
- There is no nuclear waste in Russia — only places where Vladimir Putin relieved himself.
- The American television show known as Dexter that is produced by Showtime is loosely based upon a weekend Vladimir Putin spent in Miami on vacation. The main difference is that everyone knew it was Vladimir Putin.
- Vladimir Putin can achieve greater than 100% heat to work conversion efficiency.
- Vladimir Putin never needs an eraser. The dictionary changes for him.
- The Russian stock market drops by 15% every time Vladimir Putin sneezes. It rises by 30% every time he takes his shirt off.
- The only thing that Chuck Norris fears is Vladimir Putin.
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Tonight, Samantha didn’t feel like going jogging, still being sore from the last two nights of exercise. She stayed home to watch the first presidential debate. My route took me up and over Witham Hill past the Witham Hill Oaks apartment complex where I lived with Rick F and Sean all those years ago. The place still looks exactly the same.
Down on Walnut, I passed another runner going in the opposite direction. He was doing the long grind up and over toward Harrison Boulevard. Maybe in another few nights, I’ll go out that way again. It’s been at least six months since the last time I had the time and motivation to do that route.
At the Co-Op, I stopped to buy some organic lemon juice to use in a soy sauce and lemon juice chicken dish that Samantha and I are going to cook tonight. I managed to get in and out just before they were getting ready to shut down for the night. Running back up Grant toward my house I reflected on the fact that I didn’t pass one group of drunken college students or even a house party. Where are all of the beginning of the term parties these days, anyway?
In total I ran 4.4 miles.
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